Now go brew a pot, sit at the table and enjoy these funny coffee quotes with your cup of joe ... the illusion that I might be awake.” Lewis Black 3. “Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink ...

If you love coffee, chances are you really love your morning brew. Perhaps T.S. Eliot’s immortal line from “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock” rings true for you: “I have measured out my ...