Welcome to Weed Weviews, a verbal foible that’s become the very real name of this monthly column. Think of it like our Doin’ ...

Lazy court-process clerk and stoner Dale Denton has only one reason to visit his equally lazy dealer Saul Silver: to purchase weed, specifically, a rare new strain called Pineapple Express.

When Seth Rogen wrote and starred in Pineapple Express, he wasn’t just walking the walk of a professional stoner. The comedian—and co-owner of a premium weed-accessories company called ...