Anyone who knows me knows that I am a Dyson stan, through and through. I've been obsessed with my Dyson Airwrap ever since I first got it, and it's helped me style my hair in all of my different eras.

Even the modern takes on dryers—yes, even the beloved Dyson Supersonic—have proven themselves challenging to my uncoordinated hands and weirdly short thumbs (don’t ask). I’m not saying that Dyson is expressly trying to lure me back to using a dryer that doesn’t have its own bristles,