A bookworm. 73. What did August say to October? Wake me when September ends. 74. Why did the tree giggle? It heard acorn-y joke. 75. What do you call a cold day in September? Septem-brrrrrr.

So every October 1 now looks something like this: If you want to take part in this very funny and good internet joke, tweet at the guy from Green Day and tell him to wake up. Armstrong ...