This is a list of 42 stupid stoner quips, puns, and jokes about parenting and weed. Read ‘em and laugh, or read ‘em and weep—your choice! But whatever you do, don’t read ‘em sober.

Feel free to use these funny jokes at the next family gathering ... Because it noticed the sea weed. I'm obsessed with telling airport jokes. My doctor says it's a terminal problem.

Funny puns are like cookies — it's impossible to stop after just one. In fact, once you get started, it's easy to just keep telling them. Lucky for you, we've gathered a collection of bad jokes ...

Send these hilarious weed puns to your stoner friends in a funny text message or a cheeky greeting in a birthday card. Related: It's Aboat Time! Here are 125 of the Hottest Summer Puns for Warm ...