9."Newborn babies. I mean, after six or so weeks, they're pretty amazing, but before that, they are just screaming sacks of alien goo." 10."Owning a swimming pool or hot tub. So much maintenance only ...

Slated to perform are Bean Magazine, Mt. Nadir, Blue Diner, and Reno LTD. The birthday bash will be held at The Beardo on next Saturday, April 19. Tickets are on sale now for $25 via Oztix, with a ...