A very confused Vic “The Vagina” Valentine, the bearded lady who runs Scottish Trans and is therefore ... and will live to dance and/or wee on all our graves. Dialogue: the greatest evil of them all.

The two Easter Eggers I called Roger Featherer and Lilly Pullet-zer. A mottled Araucana with a puff of gray feathers beneath her chin was Janice, the Bearded Lady. And the pair of identical Buff ...