In terms of House's wittiest quotes, there are so many per episode ... he's being dense on purpose is classic House. Along with Hugh Laurie's fantastic delivery, it's hard to find a line that's ...

Bertie Wooster (Hugh Laurie) in Series 3, Episode 4 Bertie explains the female mind to George You can't go by what a girl says when she's giving you hell! It's like Shakespeare: sounds well enough, ...