“Pouilleux” is French for “lousy,” and the way this pigeon is depicted blatantly showing you its butthole I think cements its jackass status. Look at his laissez-faire posture, the spread wings, the don’t-give-a-shit attitude. This is an asshole bird, in more ways than one.

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